Human Overpopulation and Being Child Free

You all - all you humans - realize that there are simply far too many humans on our planet for our planet to sustain, don't you?
Have you decided to make a personal statement by your love for all life to be child free?
It's the eco thing to do, of course.
And the one thing that will actually save our planet.
We Mers have ways as easy as your own to make sure we'll always be child free - or in our case, since we're fish, of course, egg free and seed free!
It's such a nice way to live!
We also used to have an overpopulation problem under the sea. The quality of life for all life, especially for the countless new Mers born every year without enough sustenance, (due also, alas to human overpopulation, human pollution, and loss of habitat), was getting worse and worse. So we Mers convened a worldwide council, discussed the matter, and decided to put easy methods of what you would think of as vasectomies and birth control in order to get the balance back into our world.
We, as you, would be uncomfortable with abortion or in any way harming life already forming within us, so we worked together to find easy ways to stop fertility and to stop egg and seed formation instead and to make it available to every Mer.
Now we have a manageable and happy population ! You humans can too!
It's a win-win situation.
Individuals would have happier, healthier, wealthier lives, and the kids in need will find homes!
For those who feel a need to parent, there are literally millions of orphaned, unwanted, abandoned, and already starving human infants, babies, and children begging to be adopted.

Want to be green? To be eco? To be compassionate?
Then make sure to stay child free and/or adopt.
Use at least two forms of birth control.
Stay sober when dating, and preferably, date only guys who are cool enough to have had a vasectomy.
It's still easier for guys to get fixed, so urge your guy.

Quality of individual life is far superior for those who stay child free, they have much more disposable income, they're free, their relationships are happier and - did you know that the child free are in the majority?
Meaning that there are more people who are child free than those who have bred.
So - think about what you're doing, prepare for situations in which you might become pregnant, stay sober and aware, and you're being eco!

Read:

Eco Child Free

ChildFix

Read The Questionnaire, Then

And Take The Child Free Pledge!